i found something funny on my e-mail. i guess a couple of friends read my last entry and sent something to make me think and pick here it is…
ORIGINAL QUOTE If you love someone, Set her free…If she comes back, she’s yours,If she doesn’t, it was never meant to be….
THE NEW VERSIONS…
Pessimist:
if you love someone, Set her free …If she ever comes back, she’s yours,If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.Whatever gave you the idea that she would anyway?
Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her free …Don’t worry, she’ll come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her free …If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her free …If she doesn’t come back within a weekforget it.
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free …If she doesn’t come back put your life onhold and sit and wait.Playful:If you love someone, Set her free .. .If she comes back, and if you love her still,set her free again, repeat*
Schwarzenegger’s fans:
If you love someone, Set her free,SHE’LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone, don’t set her free.
The Human Ecologist:
If you love someone, Set her free,In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone, Set her free,Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a – 1 in thesecond amendment of the Matrimonial FreedomAct clearly states that…
Bill Gates :
If you love someone, Set her free,If she comes back, I think we can chargeher for re-installation fees andtell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist :
if you love someone, Set her free, She’ll evolve.
Statisticians :
If you love someone, Set her free,If she loves you, the probability of hercoming back is high.If she doesn’t, your relation was improbableanyway.
The FBI agent:
If you love someone, set her free.Then put bug on her phone andsurveillance cameras in her house.
The Pathetic:
If you love someone, set her free.Who wants to be stuck with a loser likeyou anyway?
The Lawyer:
If you love someone, set her free.Then sue her for emotional distress.
The Psycho:
if you love someone, set her free.If she doesn’t come back shoot her.
The Creepy Sociopath:
If you love someone, stalk her.
The geeky programmer:
IF you love someoneTHEN set her freeENDIFDO UNTIL she comes backwaitENDDO
